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nice.nice.
Alot of fun in here.
Your my center of ATTRACTION so just chill =)
so I kinda sorta maybe like you a lot more than I had originally planned
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Saturday, August 8, 2009, 7:20 AM
GRAY.
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I LOVE GRAY!!so much!. gaya gaya si pavie.:))
HAHAHA. peace mehn.:P
I'm very bored right now.:|
Saturday, August 1, 2009, 11:19 PM
ANIMO LASALLE
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so this is it. I'm now studying at Saint Francis Academy- La Salle Supervised. It's hard unlike when I'm in IJCC, I'm just easy go lucky but SFA is different I need to study very hard just to pass specific subjects. I'm now adjusting in my environment at school. Looking for REAL friends and bestfriend that I will trust. I have a little bit problem about some other classmate & batchmate and I'm hoping that it will be solved. but for the whole outcome, I'm happy!:)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 6:08 AM
I enjoy playing badminton today.:]
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At first,it was an ordinary midnight badminton play outside our house. Just me and my sister claudine as what we always do every night. The boys (our katulong) was also playing badminton on the other side of the street. Suddenly,my other sister [patricia-the blacksheep of the family] went outside and decide to have a 2 on 2 badminton play. Claudine and I we're teammate while Pat and the other boy are teammate. The goal is the first teammate that will reach the score of 20 wins. As we play badminton, Pat and the other house boy was the first to reach 20 so they won the game. Pat quit and we decided to play again with our house boys, This time the goal is to reach the score of 50. While playing, all of us we're laughing out loud because of non-sense stuffs and jokes. On the half of the game all of us we're sweaty and tired but no one give up until our opponent won again and we lose again. We're not losers, PINAGBIGYAN LANG NAMIN SILA.=)) ohaa.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009, 4:38 AM
I had an epiphany while eating balot.:)
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I was eating balot tapos first time kong kakain ng sisiw.I just want to try. After I eat the sisiw I realized parang ang sama ko kasi kumakain ako ng sisiw. eh hindi pa nga sya pinapanganak eh.:.parang ang sakit para sa duck, masakit in a way na hindi man lang sya nabuhay or tumanda para makaexperince ng life, di man lang sya naging pecking duck or watsoever para maexperience ang magic ng life.pano kaya kung ako yung sisiw tapos kinain ako ng walang kaalam-alam,so I get confuse.I'm thinking of his future (haha,joke lang).Parang kumain ako ng abortion patient.wala lang,naawa lang ako but then natawa ako sa sarili ko kasi kung ano-ano iniisip ko. Para tuloy akong baliw:))haha. It happened May .1-late at night
Saturday, April 25, 2009, 10:06 AM
Absolutely missing them.:|
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(",) 2nd year H.S. IJCC-year 2008-2009 *
This is my second family.Super miss ko na sila."sobra" nakakainis nga kasi lilipat na ko ng school.Di ko na tuloy alam kung paano pa ko makakapagbonding sa kanila ngayon na lilipat na ko sana di nila ko makalimutan[haha:))andrama] sila lang naman ang madalas na nakakaalam ng nangyayari sakin dito sa earth.haha:)) sila rin ang may alam ng true attitude ko:> Everyday kaming maingay sa classroom,di mapigilan ehh kaya nga lagi kaming napagsasabihan ng teachers.:> makulit at pasaway kami kaya always kaming happy[di pwedeng di ka tatawa] always rin kaming napapagalitan pero okay lang. masaya naman kami ehh.[ganun talaga] wala lang samin yun.[joke.yabang] Namimiss ko na rin si Ma'am Raflores[pati na rin si Ma'am Canlas & Sir Ryan] sila kasi ang pinakaclose namin.sila rin ang laging nagtatanggol samin pag may problema kami sa school and others basta love na love ko silang lahat kahit na nagkakaasaran. di ko talaga sila makakalimutan part of my life. *
I MISS and LOVE you guys forever *so much*
7:18 AM
Chicken Story.
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Read the story.I enjoy reading it.:)As always! Madaling araw na naman nakauwi si Rolando galing sa inuman at lasing na lasing. Pagdating nya ay tulog na ang kanyang misis kaya tumabi nalang sya sa kama at natulog na rin. Kinaumagahan, Sa muling pagmulat ng mata ni Rolando ay nakita nya na ang katabi ay isang lalaki, bigla syang nagulat at bumangon! Rolando: Sino ka! At ano ginagawa mo dito sa Kwarto namin?! San Pedro: Huminahon ka Rolando. Hindi ito ang kwarto nyo at ako ay si San Pedro. Rolando: Ha? Kung ganon patay na ako! San Pedro: Ganon na nga iho. Rolando: HINDI! HINDI ITO PWEDE! Ang dami ko pang hindi nagagawa ang dami ko pang naiwan sa mundo! Maawa ka San Pedro pabalikin mo ako sa lupa kahit manlang sandali para makapagpaalam sa mga mahal ko sa Buhay! San Pedro: Teka Huminahon ka. Hindi ka na pwede bumalik bilang ikaw pero pwede kita I reincarnate bilang isang inahing manok o bayawak! Rolando: mmmm kung bayawak baka mapatay uli agad ako. Inahing manok nalang po San Pedro, pero ilagay nyo po ako dun sa bukid namin para maging malapit ako sa pamilya ko! San Pedro: OK pagbibigyan ko ang kagustuhan mo At muling nabuhay si Rolando bilang isang inahing manok. Nakita nya ang sarili na puno ng balahibo at kasama nya ang ibang mga inahing manok sa bukid nila. Kinausap sya ng isa pang inahing manok na si Susy. Rolando: Whew,isa na akong manok ganito pala ang feeling. Teka, bakit parang umiinit ang tyan ko at kumukulo? Susy: Ikaw ba yung bagong manok dito? Ganyan talaga ang pakiramdam kapag malapit ka na mangitlog. Magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo syang dumaloy. Rolando: Ano? Mangingitlog ako!!. Oo nga pala inahin nga pala ako kaya normal lang siguro yun.Kahit medyo kinakabahan si Rolando ay sinunod nya si Susy at nailabas nya ang unang itlog. Matapos mailabas ang itlog ay guminhawa ang pakiramdam ni Rolando. Rolando: Wow ganito pala ang pakiramdam ng mangitlog, napakasarap! Ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito, Para akong isang ina na nagsilang ng sangol napakasarap, ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito....Pero teka bakit parang meronpa? Susy: Hwag ka mag-alala di tulad ng tao, tayong mga manok kaya natin mangitlog ng isa hangang walo, kaya magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo silang lumabas Rolando: Ganon ba? O sige. Maraming salamat Susy! Hindi ko maintindihan ang nararamdaman ko pero totoong nakaka-antig ng damdamin. At muli na naman nagitlog si Rolando. Gumaan muli ang pakiramdam nya.Napangiti at nasabi nya sa sarili nya na ito ang pinakamasarap na naramdaman nya sa buong buhay nya kahit na noon namumuhay pa sya bilang isang tao, Halos mapaluha sya sa galak. Naghahanda na sanang ilabas ni Rolando ang pangatlo nyang itlog ng biglang may matigas nabagay na pumalo sa ulo nya at may narinig syang malakas na sigaw. Misis: Hoooy Put@*%*#! Mo! Gumising kang Demonyo ka! Ba't tumatae ka sa kama???
3:55 AM
Jokes that can make you smile.
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ENGLISH-TAGALOG DICTIONARY01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan 02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol 03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis 05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus 07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas 08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan? 09) Tissue - Ikaw nga! 10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa 11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa 12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo 13) Deduct - Ang pato 14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?) 15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?) 16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking) 17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6 18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna 19) Persuading - Unang Kasal 20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING 22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING 23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod 24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11) 25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION) 26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian 27) Profit - Patunayan mo 28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet 29) Backlog - bacon saka egg 30) Beehive - magpakatino ka 31) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto 32) Debug - ang ipis 33) Defrag - ang palaka 34) Defense - ang bakod 35) Defer - ang balahibo 36) Deflate - ang plato 37) Detest - ang eksamin 38) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V 39) Devote - ang boto 40) Dilemma - brownout!, a! 41) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane 42) Forums - apat na kwarto 43) July - nagsinungaling ka ba? 44) Liturgy - what comes after litur F 45) Thesis - ito ay... (",) ***AMO: inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!INDAY: mam, vogyu hindi vog.AMO: inday, vog ang tamang pagbigkas.INDAY: o sige na nga mam VOG na, there's no need to ARG.***ATE: pabili ng pilis. TINDERA: ano po? A: pilis po! T: ha? Dilis? A: pilis po. T: ano? Philip? A: pilis nga! Yung nudols. ***MR: hon promise simula ngayon, iiwan ko na ang mga kabit ko. MRS: wow. Thank you love. Ako naman, I promise, ang susunod natinganak, ikaw na ang ama. Promise talaga. ***Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong siyang isang centipede?"uy pare. Apir!apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir!apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!apir! apir!.... ......" (no IQ ang di makagets.)***TEACHER: ano ang pambansang ibon? BOY: chicken? TEACHER: hindi! kulay brown ito! BOY: fried chicken! TEACHER: hindi! mas maliit ito sa chicken. BOY: knorr chicken cubes! ***BOY1: nkakakaawa naman lola mo. BOY2: bakit? BOY1: nakasabay ko kasi magsimba nung isang araw, ubo ng ubo.Pinagtitinginan nga ng tao. BOY2: papansin lang yun! BOY1: bakit? BOY2: bago kasi blouse niya! ***Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A Pare: approachable? Bobo: mali Pare: amiable? Bobo: malipa rin Pare: o sige siret na! Bobo: ANEST hahaha!!! ***1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang asoLasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy? Babae: aso ito hindi baboy! Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko! ***1 panget na babae hinoholdapHoldaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo! Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh! Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang... ***Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo! Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe Pare 1: swerte mo! ano problema mo? Pare2: pare ako nanalo ***Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question. Baby: sure mom Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer? Baby: thank you po!!! ***GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw angtarantado!***TITSER: bat ka na-late?EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.***nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakitaniloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.BANTAY: sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.ERAP: Seedless to noh!***ERAP SA PIZZA HUTWAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8slices?ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos***Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago!***PARI: halika sa sulokMADRE: bakit po?PARI: sara mo pinto.MADRE: wag po!PARI: patayin mo ilaw!MADRE: diyos ko po!PARI: kita mo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!***things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!***TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.***AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.(nilabas ni Inday)INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent tosuch unabashed display of vagrant destitution!PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)NOSEBLEED!!!.***1. Trulalu.2. eklavu3. eklavu.4. trulalu5. eklavu6. trulalu7. trulalu.8. eklavu9. trulalu10. trulalu-batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false na quiz***imagine if all straight guys are talking in gay lingo.STUDENT: bakit di mo chinuva yung girlalu? Malaki naman ang susey nglola mo ah.HUNK: Winnie cordero nga dude sa susey, Melanie marquez naman sabrainwaves. Wit na.Jaworski while coaching: keber sa kalaban! Just focus! We cannotafford to luz valdez ! Getlakin niyo yung last freethrow! Windanginyung mga julaban! Ok! Go for the gold to the highest level mgachorva! Gow lang! gow lang ng gow!***STUDENT: ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko namanginawa?TEACHER: natural hindi.STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!(hahahaha!!)
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ABOUT ME
Hello Stranger!
Jane Abesamis is my name. I’m so fly yet simple
Everyone sees me but my close one knows the real me
Eating late at night,browsing the net,watching and going out is what I do most.
TEXTAHOLIC also.
I have my own life and fashion not trying to please you or make you smile
I’m spontaneous and unpredictable. I enjoy being unique
Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.
I enjoy photography that’s why I have damn pictures at times
I try not to make my life complicated so I think bits and pieces of real happiness
I regret the words I say to make everyone feel special
If I hurt you I’m sorry.I don’t mean it.maybe you deserve it
When I’m quiet it means I’m bored like others and begin to do non-sense.
You’re free to judge me but you can never be me. Copying me is flattery
Oh,I’m sarcastic sometimes (give you a warning now) haha:))
School is fun not because of the lessons they teach and stuffs they want us to do but
because of meeting & knowing friends
Friends mean a lot to me,they know more about me than anyone does
Life is too precious to worry about stupid things so have fun
Maybe something good will come from this
I’m nice so there’s not much chance I won’t like you
I promise you wont find anyone else in the world quite like me:>:):P
People say I’m creative. Hmm. I think I am.:P
I have fears that I couldn’t begin to explain and imagine
Besides,my life is a never-ending story
Yesterday is history,tomorrow is mystery,today is a gift that’s why they call it the present
It is not certain that everything is uncertain (what?)
haha. calm yourself fool. Just don’t mind it
I absolutely love being loved. I keep it real and that’s a promise
&& I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye
Loveyou=)
meeting GOD is GOOD.
GEMINI- talkative, versatile and mentally active. Can bounce around from one topic to another with great
ease, making Gemini the champion of cocktail party chatter and lighthearted social encounters. Others will think that Gemini are fun to be
with, but your ability to change with the changing winds can also lead others to see Gemini as shallow. Gemini motto might be "A rolling stone
gathers no moss." Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their
concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. But their intelligence may very well be used to control and unify the duality of their
natures into a most efficient unit. If faced with difficulties, they have little determination to worry at a problem until they find a solution
- they will pick the brains of others. In their intellectual pursuits, as in other departments of their lives, they risk becoming dilettantes,
losing themselves in too many projects which they follow until they become difficult. Adoptable and lovely.
YEAR OF THE DOG- outgoing,good kisser,adoreble,good personalities.addictive and loud.People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and
inspire other people¡¦s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money.
They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog
people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.
You want to know a really cool holiday?
It’s on June.10- it’s called Jane’s b-day!
why don’t you celebrate it with presents?
Haha. Ohyeah.
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