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nice.nice.
Alot of fun in here.
Your my center of ATTRACTION so just chill =)
so I kinda sorta maybe like you a lot more than I had originally planned
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Saturday, April 25, 2009, 7:18 AM
Chicken Story.
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Read the story.I enjoy reading it.:)As always! Madaling araw na naman nakauwi si Rolando galing sa inuman at lasing na lasing. Pagdating nya ay tulog na ang kanyang misis kaya tumabi nalang sya sa kama at natulog na rin. Kinaumagahan, Sa muling pagmulat ng mata ni Rolando ay nakita nya na ang katabi ay isang lalaki, bigla syang nagulat at bumangon! Rolando: Sino ka! At ano ginagawa mo dito sa Kwarto namin?! San Pedro: Huminahon ka Rolando. Hindi ito ang kwarto nyo at ako ay si San Pedro. Rolando: Ha? Kung ganon patay na ako! San Pedro: Ganon na nga iho. Rolando: HINDI! HINDI ITO PWEDE! Ang dami ko pang hindi nagagawa ang dami ko pang naiwan sa mundo! Maawa ka San Pedro pabalikin mo ako sa lupa kahit manlang sandali para makapagpaalam sa mga mahal ko sa Buhay! San Pedro: Teka Huminahon ka. Hindi ka na pwede bumalik bilang ikaw pero pwede kita I reincarnate bilang isang inahing manok o bayawak! Rolando: mmmm kung bayawak baka mapatay uli agad ako. Inahing manok nalang po San Pedro, pero ilagay nyo po ako dun sa bukid namin para maging malapit ako sa pamilya ko! San Pedro: OK pagbibigyan ko ang kagustuhan mo At muling nabuhay si Rolando bilang isang inahing manok. Nakita nya ang sarili na puno ng balahibo at kasama nya ang ibang mga inahing manok sa bukid nila. Kinausap sya ng isa pang inahing manok na si Susy. Rolando: Whew,isa na akong manok ganito pala ang feeling. Teka, bakit parang umiinit ang tyan ko at kumukulo? Susy: Ikaw ba yung bagong manok dito? Ganyan talaga ang pakiramdam kapag malapit ka na mangitlog. Magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo syang dumaloy. Rolando: Ano? Mangingitlog ako!!. Oo nga pala inahin nga pala ako kaya normal lang siguro yun.Kahit medyo kinakabahan si Rolando ay sinunod nya si Susy at nailabas nya ang unang itlog. Matapos mailabas ang itlog ay guminhawa ang pakiramdam ni Rolando. Rolando: Wow ganito pala ang pakiramdam ng mangitlog, napakasarap! Ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito, Para akong isang ina na nagsilang ng sangol napakasarap, ngayon ko lang naramdaman ito....Pero teka bakit parang meronpa? Susy: Hwag ka mag-alala di tulad ng tao, tayong mga manok kaya natin mangitlog ng isa hangang walo, kaya magrelax ka lang at hayaan mo silang lumabas Rolando: Ganon ba? O sige. Maraming salamat Susy! Hindi ko maintindihan ang nararamdaman ko pero totoong nakaka-antig ng damdamin. At muli na naman nagitlog si Rolando. Gumaan muli ang pakiramdam nya.Napangiti at nasabi nya sa sarili nya na ito ang pinakamasarap na naramdaman nya sa buong buhay nya kahit na noon namumuhay pa sya bilang isang tao, Halos mapaluha sya sa galak. Naghahanda na sanang ilabas ni Rolando ang pangatlo nyang itlog ng biglang may matigas nabagay na pumalo sa ulo nya at may narinig syang malakas na sigaw. Misis: Hoooy Put@*%*#! Mo! Gumising kang Demonyo ka! Ba't tumatae ka sa kama???
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ABOUT ME
Hello Stranger!
Jane Abesamis is my name. I’m so fly yet simple
Everyone sees me but my close one knows the real me
Eating late at night,browsing the net,watching and going out is what I do most.
TEXTAHOLIC also.
I have my own life and fashion not trying to please you or make you smile
I’m spontaneous and unpredictable. I enjoy being unique
Legally, it’s questionable. Morally, it’s disgusting. Personally, I like it.
I enjoy photography that’s why I have damn pictures at times
I try not to make my life complicated so I think bits and pieces of real happiness
I regret the words I say to make everyone feel special
If I hurt you I’m sorry.I don’t mean it.maybe you deserve it
When I’m quiet it means I’m bored like others and begin to do non-sense.
You’re free to judge me but you can never be me. Copying me is flattery
Oh,I’m sarcastic sometimes (give you a warning now) haha:))
School is fun not because of the lessons they teach and stuffs they want us to do but
because of meeting & knowing friends
Friends mean a lot to me,they know more about me than anyone does
Life is too precious to worry about stupid things so have fun
Maybe something good will come from this
I’m nice so there’s not much chance I won’t like you
I promise you wont find anyone else in the world quite like me:>:):P
People say I’m creative. Hmm. I think I am.:P
I have fears that I couldn’t begin to explain and imagine
Besides,my life is a never-ending story
Yesterday is history,tomorrow is mystery,today is a gift that’s why they call it the present
It is not certain that everything is uncertain (what?)
haha. calm yourself fool. Just don’t mind it
I absolutely love being loved. I keep it real and that’s a promise
&& I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye
Loveyou=)
meeting GOD is GOOD.
GEMINI- talkative, versatile and mentally active. Can bounce around from one topic to another with great
ease, making Gemini the champion of cocktail party chatter and lighthearted social encounters. Others will think that Gemini are fun to be
with, but your ability to change with the changing winds can also lead others to see Gemini as shallow. Gemini motto might be "A rolling stone
gathers no moss." Most Gemini have a keen, intuitive, sometimes brilliant intelligence and they love cerebral challenges. But their
concentration, though intense for a while, does not last. But their intelligence may very well be used to control and unify the duality of their
natures into a most efficient unit. If faced with difficulties, they have little determination to worry at a problem until they find a solution
- they will pick the brains of others. In their intellectual pursuits, as in other departments of their lives, they risk becoming dilettantes,
losing themselves in too many projects which they follow until they become difficult. Adoptable and lovely.
YEAR OF THE DOG- outgoing,good kisser,adoreble,good personalities.addictive and loud.People born in the Year of the Dog possess the best traits of human nature. They have a deep sense of loyalty, are honest, and
inspire other people¡¦s confidence because they know how to keep secrets. They care little for wealth, yet somehow always seem to have money.
They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant at parties. They can find fault with many things and are noted for their sharp tongues. Dog
people make good leaders. They are compatible with those born in the Years of the Horse, Tiger, and Rabbit.
You want to know a really cool holiday?
It’s on June.10- it’s called Jane’s b-day!
why don’t you celebrate it with presents?
Haha. Ohyeah.
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